Sunday, March 18, 2012

Mittens Takes Puerto Rico!

Mittens wins again! This one was easy to figure after Santorum tells the island to learn English. Yes, its probably best to learn English since it is the main language of the USA, but it did lack a bit of respect for the culture. So Mittens was definitely a shew-in after that little verbal barf. But how the hell did Gingrich, the man of rotating wives, come in ahead of Ron Paul??? That baffles me. Now if Mittens goes all the way, what impact will his blunders have when the dems start the real campaign? He stated he wasn't concerned about the very poor. (Good to know a future Prez will care so much) He offered Gov Perry a $10,000 bet on national TV. (Nice to know he can blow $10 grand like that- for some people it's a year's salary.) He told voters in Florida he was unemployed. (Mittens is worth over $200 million--gee, maybe that's why he doesn't need a job?) He blasted Obama for one of the biggest peacetime spending binges in American history. (Oooooo, did he forget about Iraq, Afghanistan...) Hmmmm, I could go on but I can't. I'm still picturing him zipping down the highway with the dog strapped to the top of the car. (Common sense or animal cruelty?)